i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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