Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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