I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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