im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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