idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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