fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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