What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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