i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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