I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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