Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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