you mean i was at the winter classic?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
