So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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