Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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