What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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