Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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