...so i touched it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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