So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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