another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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