I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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