thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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