We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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