And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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