I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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