Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
