I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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