Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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