I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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