Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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