i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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