it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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