I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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