So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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