Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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