Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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