Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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