But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Do you remember whose house we're in?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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