Only a mothe r could love this liver
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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