I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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