You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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