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My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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