I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
this hospital has no fireball
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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