Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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