my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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