thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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