Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Semen is not good for contacts.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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