your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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