Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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