I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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