that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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