$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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