I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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