end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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