No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Come on in and take your pants off
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